Monday, December 08, 2008

Truer Words Have Never Been Written

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

I cannot explain just how profoundly true this is to my life right now!


karen said...

I love this one. I hope people aren't shoveling too much crap your way...but, if they are, just think of the great arms you'll have from shoveling the tons back!

Fraukow said...

I should look like Mrs Universe after this past month!